Board Thread:Minigames and Initiatives/@comment-29996126-20170602135636/@comment-26923519-20170617020339

KeEp iT MeLLo, the legendary and mythical bottle flipping, dabbing hit them folks queen of gay intergalactic space dancing, deeply wants to spoon the "ayy lmao" aliens with a MLG 420 fork, had drunk a soggy expired hotdog juice for dinner fivety-twelve hundred and a fourty-three hours ago on top of a camel, while farming pepperoni, peas and mayonnaise pizza beans as well as the WAM score. She was also sexually attracted to drunk vendettarians, drunk demi-gods and drunk windows. She also loves to eat concrete, she doesn't know what is Allahu laisa akbar is and she spins fidget spinners when she was featured in YouTube Rewind 1337. Yes she's also a time traveller, she went back in 1337 to carve fidget spinners and their blueprints on a stone which is neither blue or a print. She taught old human people how to make fidget spinners using only their old half-eaten expired underwear. However, thy old history brethren halt the progression of our glorious fidget spinners for they must beseech the aliens and their leader, Space Gandhi for the remaining human-people are being punished with cancer and anemia for their sins to the holy fidget God. She also had a 7-minute stressful relationship with Cortana (she's cheating with Siri), drinking vodka with the person who was attracted to the Ghost Lantern's teeth, which blew up her head. KeEp is also a beautiful goddess made of fidget spinners and other trends that lasted for a week, so refer to me as a she from this moment forth.