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TheMCGamer wrote: CMD shoots Dog's tail. Does 1.5 damage.

Dog uses 'bite'. CMD has 3.3 health remaining.

CMD uses 'Grenade-because-controls-suck-now'. The grenade richochets off the ground and blows up in the air.

Dog uses 'kick' and kicks CMD down into the Grand Canyon.

Dog earns 3540 XP and evolves into a wolf. CMD vs Wolf

CMD uses Miss Miserably

It Misses Miserably

Wolf uses Bite

CMD has 2/5 health.

CMD is bleeding!

CMD uses cry

God raises CMD's HP to 4/5!

Wolf uses NeckStrangle

CMD is Strangled!

CMD has 0.5 health left!

Wolf Trainer: Wtf?

Wolf uses bite

CMD has -5/5 health!

CMD fainted!

Wolf gained 4,000 XP!

Sorry, Wolf didn't evolve.

HALLOWEEN FOOLS!

WHAT!? WOLF IS EVOLVING!?

(Safari zone/evolve music plays)

WHOA! WOLF EVOLVED INTO CHEETAH!

Next evolutions are: Tiger then Lion.