Board Thread:Off Topic Board/@comment-24025739-20150810043010/@comment-27379456-20151222181434

Would you like corrosive glue or dark energy generator? Jk, you get rainbows and you feel happy and then you die of a piece of nuclear popcorn falling into your right nostril. You then go to heaven and return as a one year old that died in the Paris attack because you somehow changed the flow of time. Then, you were featured in my YouTube channel as a dead corpse and started crying.

I wish dad would shut up about politics and other stupid stuff.