User blog comment:Bloonsmaster5963/PixelGun 3D: Tournament!!/@comment-25259286-20140804200809

NAME: Uber-Andean Condor

DAMAGE: 7

RATE OF FIRE: 4

CAPACITY: 7 (10 / 30. Max is 10 / 120)

MOBILITY: 3

EFFECTS: One-headshot KO no matter what, 2x optical zoom

"The Uber-Sparrow is a shotgun that many criminals used in the defenseless Parkour City. They managed to threaten the banks and steal all of the coins within. Few have ever escaped the charges awaiting to be put upon them, though, because of the heaviness of the Uber-Sparrow and its heavy (though powerful) bullets."

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