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CMD shoots Dog's tail. Does 1.5 damage.

Dog uses 'bite'. CMD has 3.3 health remaining.

CMD uses 'Grenade-because-controls-suck-now'. The grenade richochets off the ground and blows up in the air.

Dog uses 'kick' and kicks CMD down into the Grand Canyon.

Dog earns 3540 XP and evolves into a wolf.