Board Thread:Minigames and Initiatives/@comment-26469644-20160403182331/@comment-28208123-20160628083546

Mark Watney

He's a space pirate, officially colonized mars with ONLY potatos (take that Neil Armstrong), said f*ck you to mars, feared because of his botany powers and survived around 500 sols (515.1521578592475 days) on mars. Oh did I mention he's an astronaut?