Board Thread:Minigames and Initiatives/@comment-29996126-20170602135636/@comment-26923519-20170617043207

KeEp iT MeLLo, the legendary and mythical bottle flipping, dabbing hit them folks queen of gay intergalactic space dancing and waiting exactly 4 minutes and 3 seconds on a big railroad, deeply wants to spoon the "ayy lmao" aliens with a MLG 420 fork, had drunk a soggy expired hotdog juice for dinner fivety-twelve hundred and a fourty-three hours ago on top of a camel, while farming pepperoni, peas and mayonnaise pizza beans as well as the WAM score. She was also sexually attracted to drunk vendettarians, drunk demi-gods, drunk windows and hybrids like the "Purplish Creeper" and "Just A Tree". She also loves to eat concrete and to drink cement, she doesn't know what is Allahu laisa akbar is, she spins fidget spinners and throws them as a Throwing gadget when she was featured in YouTube Rewind 1337. Yes, she's also a time traveler, she went back in 1337 to carve fidget spinners and their blueprints on a seastone which is neither blue or a print. She taught old human people how to make fidget spinners using only their old half-eaten expired underwear. However, thy old history brethren halt the progression of our glorious fidget spinners for they must beseech the aliens and their leader, Space Gandhi for the remaining human-people are being punished with cancer, ebola, AIDS, thoughts of suicide commitment, thoughts of drinking bleach and ammonia and anemia for their sins to the holy fidget God. She also had a 7-minute stressful relationship with Cortana (she's cheating with Siri), drinking vodka with the person who was attracted to the Ghost Lantern's teeth, which blew up her head. KeEp is also a beautiful goddess made of fidget spinners and other trends that lasted for a week, so refer to me as a she from this moment forth. However, in the next 2178 half-a-seconds, she caught cow disease, and unfortunately, after 183 hours later, she died. However, she did resurrect by using the DANK 1-UP mushroom.

[OT] Yeah, but it's actually fun.