Board Thread:Off Topic Board/@comment-24025739-20150401215451/@comment-10700122-20150801031300

LAZERS wrote: granted, but for every good thing they do, they do 3 bad things

i wish admiral phoenix would give me a cookie and a juice box

Granted, but both the cookie and juice are laced with sodium pentathol, causing you to uncontrollably blurt out your pornography habits to your mother, girlfriend, father, and everyone in the general vincinity.

I wish that I could shoot every single rich or middle class white American who thinks it's cool to blow off school, not read, and generally act like spelling "really" instead of "rly" or "you are" instead of "u r" would kill them.