Board Thread:Minigames and Initiatives/@comment-29996126-20170602135636/@comment-26923519-20170722094101

Jacob Sartorius was, is and always will be a bizarre but unhealthy and deformed infertile egg, who loves to edit with the classic RTE, play many sports like jumping off a building, listening to Jacob Cancerius, living with his drunk parents, and knowing he was a mistake. He does need some "ultimately special" attention by his aides so he doesn't go fully insane and retarded.