Thread:Minecraftian47/@comment-30871204-20181107012816

Username: Fantastic Mr. Fox 2.0

He replaced the "how to play" section of the battle royale with this meaningful yet useless speech:

The I-N-F-I-N-I-T-Y interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother reading this article.The government doesn't save the day; it only postpones its defeat. And while they postpones their defeat, you eat chips and watch their invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with.The government is part of your brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk shows. You don't play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't free themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, and participate in life. You want the government to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. While you tell yourselves you're being "looked after". That your interests are being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your police to deal with problems. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. Nobody is.

Thanks to Class2 for undoing the vandal.

P|T 01:28, November 7, 2018 (UTC) 