Board Thread:Off Topic Board/@comment-24025739-20150401215451/@comment-26396645-20150407182756

Wait, isn't billy Joe cobra that ghost guy off of that show that I forgot and stopped watching.

Not granted (best way to corrupt a wish)!

Finally I can grant my wish!

I wish for a cr-

(TV TURNS ON)

TV guy: Go on www.scamhacknotlegitamatewebsitestealsyourmoney.com for a free ticket to watch avengers 2: age of ultron for free! NOTE: This is not a scam it is legitimate. The only personal info we need is your credit card info and password to amazon account.

Me: Yay free movie.

NEXT DAY

OH NO! MY BANK HAS GONE OVERDRAFT BY £1,000,000! AND I DIDNT EVEN GET TO WATCH AVENGER'S 2! I DONT WANT TO WISH FOR ANYTHING SO U CAN D-

GOVERNMENT: sorry sir but that device costs money. You, however, have none, so we're gonna have to take that off you...

Yes now he has no money or tablet, (me, a scammer who pretends to be a government guy, now has his tablet. Dont expect him to reply.

EXPECT ME TO REPLY.

I wish to be overlord of earth