Thread:ApplerGamers/@comment-26391521-20150512010349

My life's actually awesome. I was valedictorian at school. My parents are very proud. It's actually pretty good at Wal Mart. It's crowded mostly all the time, so I get lots of money. I have a wife named Sophia, two kids named Madelyn and Jewishguy. I'm not dead, obviously, but you should be. I'm doing this to your wiki to waste lives. I'll never stop until I physically can't. You can just suck it. 