Board Thread:Off Topic Board/@comment-24025739-20150218130306/@comment-26021579-20150323102457

Granted, but u got annoyed of it so quickly, you stabbed it, burned it, threw the powder into the ocean, told Zeus to strike the ocean with lightning, and finally, told Poseidon to tell whales to eat the powder.

I wish for a... I dunno, a pet tiphia?