Board Thread:Off Topic Board/@comment-24025739-20150810043010/@comment-10700122-20150907175209

Granted, but it claws out your eyeballs and eats your fingers.

I wish I had a single, incorruptible wish card I can whip out on my own choice whenever I want to, and it would make all my wishes come true without them being corrupted. It also does not disappear and it cannot be taken away from me.