Board Thread:Off Topic Board/@comment-24025739-20150218130306/@comment-24025739-20150303031344

Granted, but somebody bonked my wand so it made YOU a salad... And then he ate you.

I wish i lost 13,000,000,000 (13 billion) dollars. (Please say "Granted, but its opposite day so you GET 13,000,000,000 dollars!)