Thread:Phoenixninja23/@comment-31091390-20170203171131

kills TheBedrockEmerald with a pretzel goldfish (a 1/2 ton, 100 cubic meter pretzel goldfish)

kills TPG with my unobtainium-infused Ghost Lantern Up1337 (which can go through anything and can't be removed from my body, beceause it is implanted in my chest)

destroys TPG's paradise with my unobtanium-infused, wrist-mounted Prototype Up1337's and unobtanium-infused, shoulder-mounted Stinger Up1337 and Armageddon Up1337

my weapons make me almost unkillable (along with my ultra-heavy unobtanium armour, only vulnerable to my weapons, which contain all the accessable unobtanium in all of existence)

builds a second unobtanium-infused, shoulder-mounted Stinger Up1337 and Armageddon Up1337, and implants a Legendary Photon Exterminator Up1337 in each hand, that fire pure unobtanium slugs, the only way to get unobtanium from a source other than me (oh wait, they are from me...)

mounts pure unobtanium x-bows (Up1377, of course) as perminter defenses to TPG's paradise

mounts pure unobtanium quintuple mini xbow Up1337's, one on each forearm 